Books
Three books so far — one that took decades, and two that took a coloring obsession. All sold through Amazon.
bad poetry, oh noetry
The one that started it all — one-line poems collected over decades, deadpan and bursting with puns. Rated 5.0 stars on Amazon. None of them are any good. That’s rather the point.
Bad Poetry, Oh Noetry — Coloring Book Edition
Fifty tiny poems from the original book, each set inside an ornate frame made for coloring, with a small visual clue to the poem hidden in every frame. Single-sided pages with blank backs to prevent bleed-through.
Incredible Cosmos of Inconsequential Critters
A 50-page psychedelic coloring book of cosmic temples, alien worlds and curious little beings, in bold black lines on single-sided pages. None of them are of any consequence.